Laughter is the best medicine--so I've learned from Readers Digest. And since a lot of the people I know are affected and troubled by the economic crisis in this country and beyond, we all need our funny bones to be tickled every now and then. Therefore, let me lend you a hand in that department, since I cannot lend you the money to pay some of your debt. Some of these are my own jokes, but most of them I just heard from friends, or purged from the WEB. ENJOY AND LAUGH!!
The premiere of “Hawaii Five-0” was a great episode. The cops were looking around and they accidentally stumbled upon Obama’s birth certificate. (Letterman)
The economy is so bad, Justin Bieber had to get a paper route. (Leno)
Bad news for Paris Hilton. She was denied entry into Japan. Even worse news: She's coming back here. (Leno)
Obama announced today we are finally, it's official, getting out of Iraq. Because the way the economy is going, we're going to need the troops here, for, you know, riot control. (Maher)
Obama announced today we are finally, it's official, getting out of Iraq. Because the way the economy is going, we're going to need the troops here, for, you know, riot control. (Maher)
(Come back. I still have a lot more. I just have to go out for some errands.)
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